I only did it because it's National Grab Titty Day
by Aitken May 26, 2018
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Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
by Bigasseater May 28, 2018
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The only thing you can do is be a epic gamer and play fortnite. If you don’t play fortnite you are classified as a sinner and will be executed!!!!!!
The only thing you can do is be a epic gamer and play fortnite. If you don’t play fortnite you are classified as a sinner and will be executed!!!!!!
Epic gamer 1: It’s national fortnite only day
Sinner: ewww I’m not playing that game
Crucifier: you shall sent to hell!!!!
Epic gamer 2: That’s all I play so let’s get in a duo!!!!
Sinner: ewww I’m not playing that game
Crucifier: you shall sent to hell!!!!
Epic gamer 2: That’s all I play so let’s get in a duo!!!!
by FORTNITE_IS_EPIC November 5, 2019
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person 2: yeah im going out with a friend
person 1: aww but today is national suck your boyfriends dick day
person 2: yeah im going out with a friend
person 1: aww but today is national suck your boyfriends dick day
by joshhyboi June 21, 2021
Get the national suck your boyfriends dick day mug.A movement that seeks to make the state of texas an independant nation or in other words to seceed from the U.S.
by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2010
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by Nagd April 10, 2017
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Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"
Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?
Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?
by maks October 13, 2004
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