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James

A normal guy, with a normal life but has one problem. His enormous shlong. This Nigga has a snake in his pants.

When a James nuts it takes around 2. 5 years before his giant load sprays on his bitch
Is it a lamp post? Is it a tower? No, it's James his giant penis.
by Jonathan2003 November 22, 2021
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James

James is one of the most amazing people you could ever get to know. Whether he thinks so or not. He's kind, caring, and He'll always make sure you have a smile on your face, even if he's going through hard times himself. He may not believe in himself that often, but you should always try your up-most hardest to make sure he knows how amazing he truly is. he's so intelligent too. And no matter what, he keeps a smile on his face, and he has the most amazing smile. he wakes up ready to brighten everyone's day and he never fails to do so. he makes people happy without even realizing it. and that's one of the best things about him.

if you ever get lucky enough to have the opportunity to let a James into your life, hold him close to your heart, and never let him go. never let him go because he is so special. and you should remind yourself daily about how lucky you are to have someone like him in your life. he would make an amazing boyfriend. he's just unbelievable. he has the most gorgeous brown eyes, the ones that you could spend an eternity looking into. He have a big dick No matter what happens between you and him, never stop loving him, and when you think you have no more love to give, love him some more. because I promise you, you'll never find someone quite the same as him.
he's called james, he's a twonk, but he's the most amazing person you'll ever meet.
by Azeusazuli November 22, 2021
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james and jess

They are one of the best couples to walk the earth, they are both exceptional people alone, but when together they are unstoppable.

James is really funny and without a doubt the sexiest man to walk the earth

Jess is extremely beautiful and has a body made in heaven, her personality is bubbly and sweet
Dani: OMG! who are they, they look so good together

Derek: How do you not know, that's James and jess The coolest couple ever.
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James bianchi

A man with a huge bunda. Loves having 10 inch penises in his bum and like touching young children. He doesn’t give a shit about life and doesn’t do any work. Would kill someone for a McDonald’s. If he could have all the girls in the world it would still end up being a man he ends up with
by Johnny mangle November 22, 2021
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James bianchi

The boy loves food. He has a 10 inch penis and loves sticking it up men’s bundas. If he had a chance to be with any women in the world, it would still be a man.
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James

James is a broke mfer who lives in Maryland. He also is a dumb-ass.
“James is a stupid
by ThisIsNotJames November 22, 2021
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James

Ben Cooleys nemesis and sworn enemy
James’ killed Ben Cooley
by Big boy 12336373772772 November 22, 2021
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