Douche

Whenever three (3) or more safety professionals gather in a group, it is called a “Douche”.

Heads up, there’s a Safety Douche coming to inspect us.

Based on the size of that Douche, we are all getting wrote up.

by Captain Safe-T June 16, 2022

Protien douche

Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien

I got my protien douche this morning. Shawn really knows how to shove it in...

by Frickenfina August 15, 2022

Douche Duty

A poor person that drives a super duty and is concerned about gas mileage.

Ted posts everyday in the Ford forums about mpg,
He’s such a douche duty

by Paul Schmitz March 21, 2022

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

douche cringe

The feeling one gets when he/she is watching a douche commercial with his/her parents and starts to physically 'cringe'.

Did you see that dude's face? It gave me a total douche cringe.

by Gunner Longfellow January 13, 2007

Douche Faucet

When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.

Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!

Nik: What a douche faucet!

Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.

by Always 777 December 12, 2011

Douche nozzle

Gavin Michael Howard

Have you seen the new kid at school? Yeah he’s a total douche nozzle.

by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019