<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025

Amy leaky-vagina

When those named amy have a rural track infection.

Amy rolled over to find a puddle on the bed. "Hahaha" screamed the others. "Look amy leaky-vagina"

by Tui.huuummm June 13, 2025

Chafed my Vagina

When something (the same something) continually happens that is irritating/annoying

It really chafed my vagina when people cut me off in traffic.

by OGVaginaChafer August 2, 2025

The Overton Vagina

The idea that the Overton window is controlled, at any given time, by the whims of what is popular with the female demographic, since normally right-leaning men will either tone down or outright deny their political beliefs in order to acquire sexual access, or simply avoid sleeping on the couch.

Hey Richard, Asmongold mentioned that women being a part of the anti-mass migrant protests in the UK is a significant precedent. I guess the Overton vagina shift will now make it more comfortable for men to call out the emperor's nakedness.

by Mister Fun Facts! August 20, 2025

The Overton Vagina

The idea that the Overton window is controlled, at any given time, by the whims of what is popular with the female demographic, since normally right-leaning men will either tone down or outright deny their political beliefs in order to acquire sexual access, or simply avoid sleeping on the couch.

Hey Richard, Asmongold mentioned that women being a part of the anti-mass migrant protests in the UK is a significant precedent. I guess the Overton vagina shift will now make it more comfortable for men to call out the emperor's nakedness on this issue.

by Mister Fun Facts! August 20, 2025

Hush Your Vagina

A totally illogical yet spiritually satisfying phrase to yell (under your breath, if you're soft) when the automated bus voice accuses you of blocking the doors — even though you’re CLEARLY not. You’re like... two feet away. Calm down, robot Susan.

Example:
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."

Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."

by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025