Two Shea

When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.

PERSON 1 : “Hello, I am Shea.”
PERSON 2 : “Hello, I am also Shea.”
PERSON 3 : “Two Shea.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

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I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Two-Syxx

“Two-Syxx” is a simple gang cipher used by a small local street gang in Detroit known as the Hyena Crips, the cipher is “2+6=8”, in the Hyena Crips street gang the number “8” is widely recognized to represent the 8th letter of an alphabet “H” for “Hyenas”, “Two-Syxx” is used by Hyena members to refer to themselves as Hyenas.

“Two-Syxx Gang shut down 4 parties last summer, them boyz too active”

by 313forLife September 16, 2025

category two

A large, very wet and painful BM not unlike a violent hurricane

After Sunday Brunch Steve experienced a Category two bowel evacuation.

by Bobby D74 October 15, 2006

Two Time

The character from the Roblox horror game Forsaken, famous for the ability to resurrect themselves as long as they stabbed the killer enough.

"hear me out on two time. they may seem schizo but damn they cute"
"worst hear me out i've ever heard 💀"

by MasterTheBoi May 4, 2025

Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008