Plymouth middle school

Plymouth middle school is a horrible place to send your children. Most of the teachers breaths smell like coffee and cigarettes (with the exception of a few) The water tastes like blood and we aren’t even allowed to use the locker rooms. It stinks and so does almost everyone there
by popeyesandwhich November 24, 2019
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Monkey in the Middle

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
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Allen Middle School

An extremely shitty middle school located in central PA. In 2012, after the class of 2017 graduated as 8th graders, the school went downhill with increasingly poor PSSA scores, loss of decent teachers, and removal of classes such as Family Consumer Science. A part of the West Shore School District, it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Allen Middle School is terrible.
Yeah, I went to Allen Middle School. Tech Ed traumatized me, nobody in my grade knew what the Holocaust was, and the PSSA pass rate was 16%.
by RazzleChazzle February 14, 2023
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Reed Middle School

A horrible school that is in Central Islip where bitches be suckin dick in tha 7th grade. They be checkin our backpacks too which be annoying.
Yo, what school you go to?
Reed middle school.
Aint that school in CI? Man that school ass.
by ThatOneTallDudeFromCi November 23, 2021
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Salish Middle School

The middle school that all the retards got sent to instead of anywhere else in Lacey & Olympia. Most of the boys here are either transsexual men, football jocks, or nerds. Girls on the other hand are becoming a dying faction since every girl either is a overly apparent transsexual man or a non-binary whatever. The small denominator of girls however are annoying or as rude as a rotten egg. Most of them spread either gossip or join in with the men during class to annoy the teacher to the point of sheer fury. During most periods, the rambunctious yahoos of the classes either fire up their chromebook and go onto "Unblocked games number 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011" or just constantly make innuendos and annoying jokes the entire time and never do anything else. Now that I've listed a lot about the people, lets share somethings about the school itself. There were reports of pot use, a guy jumped off the second story railing, everyone hates each other, and the anti-bullying system here is as non-existent as Russel's Teapot, and seemingly everyone is bullied here. Now, with all the cons I've listed here, you might think "Hey, there must be a silver lining.", and you'd be right. The food here is good at best, and that's the one thing we all like here.
My friend is ditching Salish Middle School
by Beltbucklebystander November 10, 2021
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Arden Middle School

Arden Middle School has a combination of mostly white kids and ghetto kids. Although there are many try hards, this school is pretty fun. This school is the shit, and we have lots of dances and other fun nights.
by AMS Student March 26, 2019
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middle cheek leak

A atrocious fart that comes out your buttox between your right and left booty cheeks. To prevent sound you lean forward and shove your buttox backward, then sit as fast as you can, flat, to prevent a really ear-rippling sound that your comrades will hear.
Johnny hit a middle cheek leak in the middle of class and his ass cheeks wobbled back and forth.

The whole class turned to Johnny cause he forgot to sit down fast, and everyone heard and smelt his atrocious fart.

"Yo, Johnny just hit a middle cheek leak"
by Ghostluvr December 08, 2022
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