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Ja rule

None of the artists pretending to be Ja Rule's friend in the late 90's to early 2000's came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Jasper-Z (the badass gangster) and DMX (the guy that talked about fighting and jail often) were quick to make songs/money with the guy, but didn't stand up to 50 cent when he started to push people in their circle. Instead they ordered popcorn to watch the show (despite calling themselves something like impassive, or the opposite of passive/hardasses). These are not the kind of guys you would want by your side if 50 cent walked into a bar ready to fight somebody in real life, not if their real life behavior was anything like what they did with their music industry "friend".
If ja rule was at a bar with Jay-Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, he'd be fucked, he'd have to give up his seat to 50 cent without any other option.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
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Rule-efficiency

Rule-efficiency (noun): A term used to refer to the ability of rules to generate patterns that are effective in producing new experiences and achieving desired goals. It is also used to measure the effectiveness of rules in achieving their intended results.
By measuring rule-efficiency, we can determine which strategies are more effective for achieving our goals.
by Phieyl January 16, 2023
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Rule 99

Hitler’s law

If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)

See also: Rule 99.9

If he has not yet reacted to it, he will
Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99

Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99
by Alex-2598 February 25, 2021
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Kaiman Rule

The Rule on the Internet that states that original artists are allowed to post their work (one per artist) to anyone complaining about a “lack of originality in art these days”. Named after Redd Kaiman who used this tactic to promote Antimatter Penguin.
I complained about the new music come out, and some dude posted his mixtape. I listened to it for one minute, cause of the Kaiman Rule.
by PsySlop June 8, 2025
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Rules

A set of instructions to make you bored
by Wink77 May 18, 2023
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Rule #10

You don’t need anybody to be Happy.
I need him/Her” no you don’t Rule #10
by Rxyy2x September 7, 2021
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Fuckit rule

You can fuck anyone you can without feeling guilty.
"You can't fuck her, she's in the same zipcode than your girlfriend! - I don't go by those rules boy, the only valid rule is the fuckit rule"
by Pikachu123613 September 19, 2015
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