Sap Sucking

When an egotistical and radical environmentalist, commonly known as a hippie or tree hugger, participates in putting his donger inside the sap hole on a tree in order to get the sexual thrill of the sticky, sucking feeling of the sap.

"In recent news, Al Gore has been caught sap sucking, a new trend amongst tree hugging cucks

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017

Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome

A condition suffered by Trump supporters, blind to facts, information and what is happening in the world.

Also known as Trump Dick sucking syndrome. The Conservative version of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Do you see how Trump supporters suffer from Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome, they can't unlatch from the thing no matter how many facts and receipts you hit them with

by Midwest Veteran March 3, 2025

Hawaiian suck n push

When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.

Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.

by PseudAwesonym March 16, 2024

sucks to zuck

sucks to suck but mark zuckerberg edition

person 1: I just got laid off from meta
person 2: sucks to zuck

by anonymous June 27, 2023

Scrotum Sucking September

this is just no nut november but you need to suck balls everyday or get your balls sucked.
You have to do this everyday of September

Guy: Hey girl! Can you suck my balls?
Girl: Uh, no

She ventually lost Scrotum Sucking September

by iwatchtrishhentai696969 October 28, 2019

Suck-cess

Doing something repeatedly that you really do suck at, but not giving up on it.

I've had no "suck-cess" at trying to make a lobster fly

by uvebruce April 27, 2023

suck

1. when something is bad
2.what you do when you are having sex

have you gotten anyone to suck ur cock yet jacob?

by cat sucks dick November 1, 2016