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Nintendo Simp 

Synonym : Nintendo Bootlicker

This is a type of corporation simp (or corp simp) who defends every single decision Nintendo does, no matter it's a crappy one or not. They mostly defend without any good researches and good logic, and when they seem to lose the conversation, some start to say their comments are opinions, some become goalpost shifters, some insult their colloquists, some prefer to stay quiet. They usually have age lower than 25 and use pfps of copyrighted characters.
Nintendo Simp : Nintendo will go bankrupt if people keep downloading their games.
Nintendo fan who disagree with Nintendo's crappy decisions : Nintendo simps are just weird.
Nintendo Simp by Shiine-1 March 7, 2022
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Language Simp 

A 23 year old hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is attractive to every woman... and man on the planet.
Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*
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anime boy simp 

anime boy simp is basically a simp for anime boys and no one else.
" so who do you simp for?!"
"anime boys, i'm a anime boy simp!"
anime boy simp by animeboysimp September 4, 2020

No Simp September 

A challenge where you are not allowed to simp for ANYONE!
Most Jesser Fans: We want Moochie in 2Hype look how hard he's working

Antoine: Stop simping its no simp September
No Simp September by JesserFan69 September 4, 2020

Super Simp 

A man who has gone far beyond being a simp and has become far worse

Someone who is so taken over by the constant need for Pussy or girls that it’s the only thing they talk about
Super Simps spend most of there time talking to girls nonstop but failing to even get anything at all

They will do anything if they think it will get them some action with a girl they will white knight, make multiple accounts to beg to be unblocked, and even pay females for a little love

Super Simps are the lowest class of simps
“I caught jamel being a super simp I heard he was paying for premium snapchats and making multiple accounts begging girls to unblock him”
Super Simp by Not Dylan rooberts January 28, 2020
An E-simp is similar to a regular simp except that the girl in question exists exclusively online or in digital media, excluding egirls.

A man who prides himself on defending the honor of fictional, digital women.

A man who roleplays a relationship (sexual or platonic) with fictional, digital women.
"I know a guy who says he's dating Monika from DDLC, he's a real E-simp."
E-simp by Breaker588 April 16, 2020

No Simp December

A challenge where the BOYS cant simp in December . since the boys challenged the girls let the girls challenge the boys
No Simp December by NOTtheIMPOSTER October 23, 2020