Pearl Middle School

Fags. Fags everywhere.

Person 1:So what school you go to?

Person 2: Pearl Middle School

Person 1: *gaydar goes off*

by Bust.a.left.nutzz. January 2, 2019

Colonial Middle School

Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.

Colonial Middle School made me develop PTSD

by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025

hicksville middle school

mr wallace is rude you also get dress coded for the dumbest things. there are very very bad kids and they smoke alot

me: you should go to hicksville middle school

tom: no def not

by smallboop November 7, 2021

merrick avenue middle school

Merrick Avenue Middle School also known as mams is wear foster children go to school when they find out what sex is and all the desperate girls at mams will aboustley finger and fuck a 5 year old

You hear about that foster child that got fucked by a Merrick Avenue Middle School Girl?
No but i wouldn’t doubt she was a separate one

by Fuck MAMS November 7, 2021

Middling

Fucking a girl in the belly button with your belly button sized dick.

Last night I was middling my girl so hard that my dick was as big as a an M&M!

by Kegztand June 5, 2020

Osceola middle school

Ahhhh Osceola middle. this is a middle school in Ocala florida. all the kids here are gonna be newcomers to forest high school. so you know what’s coming. the teachers there don’t give a crap about you unless your a popular white boy. the girls are the most basic white girls, and the boys have some mental issues. if you go to Osceola it’s because you live in the historic district, which means your parents are rich. that explains itself.

wait you go to Osceola middle school??
YES!! i go to the best rated middle school in Marion county because my parents work in the curriculum and I only got in cuz they know the people that work for the school.

by your.mom.is.my.dad882 November 15, 2021

Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team

Playing for Webb middle school, One of the most ghetto and worst teams in GISD and DFW metroplex. Filled with some one most retarded and mentally ill. And with a coach that wears wigs they might as well be the special ed class.

Person 1 : hey dude you gonna match the Webb middle school volley ball team play?
Person 2 : nah dude the legit suck dick and balls

by Axoorik September 10, 2021