swamp ass

The origin of this problem is the ass crack. Once sweaty it begins to get itchy, like you did not wipe well enough. After it gets unbearable you begin to scratch like crazy, and shortly thereafter your whole ass feels like one big cactus has spanked you for hours.

John and Bryan were walking home at a fast pace; Due to the intense friction, John's ass crack began to sweat and itch. Result, Swamp ass.

by Bryan & John June 1, 2006

ass slapping

2. (verb)
The act of sex from behind, when the man's hips create a slapping/clapping sound off the receiver's backside.

That carpet jockey rode it ass slapping to the finish line!

by Antenna February 15, 2008

cat's ass

The coolest thing ever!

Wow! Tom's new car stereo is the cat's ass! 8)

by Square_Peg February 8, 2010

casserole ass

When you are taking a dookie, a plethora of shit exits the anus in various shapes, colors, sizes, etc. almost resembling to your mother's homemade chicken vegetable casserole.

John: Yo, I just got casserole ass from the cafe pizza
Matt: Nasty, thanks for the visual asshole

by Crackity Jonez October 21, 2010

Polish Ass

The booty bump of a woman from an eastern european country. It is God given and wonderful.

Wow, Kim Kardashian sure has a polish ass....

by ESP -Exciting Sexy and Polish July 31, 2010

cheap ass

A cheap ass is a boss who drinks expensive wine at the dinner table but at work can't pay you for travel time.

I worked as a landscaper in fort st john bc and she was a cheap ass, I had a boss last summer who drank expensive wines at the dinner table. But when I asked for travel time owings she wouldn't pay me. just TREEMENDOUS

by screwed over December 12, 2008

Ass gap

When a girl is so thin, her ass cheeks don't touch.

Damn that ass gap is so wide, I wanna hit it from the backside.

Or

Omg! I've been working on my ass gap and now Billy won't lay off my asshole! I love it!

Or

Look at that ass gap. Bet its nothin but net, swoosh!

by Fatchickcrybaby May 12, 2014