No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off 

People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off by Christivn March 27, 2017

The one that got away 

That guy you you could have had it all with but something, whether it was distance or just bad timing, drove you apart and now your left wondering, "what if?"

Tonight's one of those nights I think of Charlie and listen to Boston by Augustana on repeat...alas he was the one that got away.

The one that got away by SheAteThePlacenta August 7, 2017

rub one out 

masturbate. literally, rub until you orgasm.

also known as "rub it out"

Damn, that made me really horny. I'm gonna have to go rub one out.

rub one out by Noelle March 14, 2003

pour one out 

To pour an alcoholic drink on the ground in tribute, typically to respect a dead or incarcerated friend. The drink symbolizes one which should have been enjoyed by the absent person.

After Jim died, his friends decided to pour one out whenever they drank together, in honor of his memory.

"One for me, and one for my fallen homies," Chris said, as he poured one out.

pour one out by RightWhereItsAt September 20, 2008

Number one

When you pee/piss/urninate.

Hey I'll be right back. I've got to go take a number one!

Number one by yowhatstheshitsnoopdoggie June 29, 2016

Face one 

v. to smoke blunt or L to the face (by yourself)

I had such a long day, I think I might go face one.

Face one by bluntsandcunts December 15, 2010

spin one off 

to masturbate;

the circular motion (like a piston) of one who is furiously beating his meat.

sometimes, when I see your mom, I go home and spin one off

spin one off by droolbomber August 20, 2010