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to hire a mexican

When you’re playing forT and you purchase an NPC with in-game currency, known as gold.
“Bro, why did you get a G Wagon? Is it bc you got your pants saggin’?”

“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”
by nonnopopolo June 26, 2024
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Mexican terminator

Some Mexican guy who wanted to be the terminator and is named Juan Sanchez
I called my friend the Mexican terminator after he terminated them tacos
by Beans2954 February 14, 2023
mugGet the Mexican terminatormug.

Mexican Pipecleaner

A sexual position in which Raul Moonfaced Bitch Garcia lets down her long hair and cuts a few pieces then braids them and shoves it down a man’s pee hole.
Raul the Moonfaced Bitch asks the barber to cut a few strands of her hair and braid them so she could shove give Steven a Mexican Pipecleaner.
by Father Nutbuster March 30, 2025
mugGet the Mexican Pipecleanermug.

mexican sausage

the act of preforming oral sex on a penis so large that it triggers the gag-reflex. this will cause the person to throw up all over the penis.
i told her she couldn't handle my dick and the bitch gave me a mexican sausage
by dickery doch May 18, 2013
mugGet the mexican sausagemug.

mexican buttworms

Moderate to severe diarrhea induced by the worms received by brushing your teeth with Mexican tap water.
Alexis came down with a case of the Mexican buttworms after a vacation to Mexico
by CharlieRomeo December 8, 2021
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Mexican tackle topher

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms
Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
mugGet the Mexican tackle tophermug.

Mexican

The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.

If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
person1: Mexican!

person2: STOP FUCKING BRINGING UP PORNHUB!
by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021
mugGet the Mexicanmug.

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