“Bro, why did you get a G Wagon? Is it bc you got your pants saggin’?”
“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”
“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”
by nonnopopolo June 26, 2024

by Beans2954 February 14, 2023

A sexual position in which Raul Moonfaced Bitch Garcia lets down her long hair and cuts a few pieces then braids them and shoves it down a man’s pee hole.
Raul the Moonfaced Bitch asks the barber to cut a few strands of her hair and braid them so she could shove give Steven a Mexican Pipecleaner.
by Father Nutbuster March 30, 2025

the act of preforming oral sex on a penis so large that it triggers the gag-reflex. this will cause the person to throw up all over the penis.
by dickery doch May 18, 2013

Moderate to severe diarrhea induced by the worms received by brushing your teeth with Mexican tap water.
by CharlieRomeo December 8, 2021

Clerk : hey how can I help you today
Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.
If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021
