Man-Wife

A man's best friend.

Joe is meeting his man-wife for a beer after work.

by EVF May 28, 2008

man cave

When a male you are romantically involved with recedes into himself and doesnt let anything out. It is their way of dealing with how they're feeling or a problem they have. It is extremely annoying for the woman involved. Ladies, it is almost impossible to get a word out of him when he is acting like this so just leave him and they sooner or later come crawling back. But they do act like nothings happened which is also very annoying.

Beryl: Omg I'm so annoyed at Roger at the moment.
Cynthia: why?
Beryl: He's gone into his man cave

by ayomami August 20, 2009

man child

Someone who is very short and stalky that looks like a kid height wise but looks like an adult with their features. Ex.can grow a beard and lots of chest hair. They resemble a troll.

That guys a fucking manchild.

by Lynden Patterson March 6, 2005

man hoe

Nasty looking girlfriend that is constantly mistaken for a nasty looking man.

A girl who is so beat that the only way she is able to get dick is to buy a guy sports related shit and make false promises.

Pearl can’t go out tonight, that man hoe of his bought him tickets to the rangers game.

Did you hear about Josh’s man hoe? She got hired to by the FBI to scare sexual predators straight.

by JMartinez April 26, 2006

Man Margarine

Secretions from a man's sack. Mmmmmmmm toasty.

"Golly, I could sure go for some Man Margarine right now. It's grrrrreat!"

by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004

Man-root

A transvestites's dick.

Dude you have a huge Man-root

by Steven Seiwert June 4, 2006

Man-O-Rama

A guys trip out to Panorama expecting booty instead finding a sausage fest.

Felix's bachelor party weekend ski trip with the downhill riders expecting all the college girls to be there partying it up at Panorama instead turning into man-o-rama majority of people at the resort turned out to be guys.

by Alfred Ng June 3, 2007