eye haff to laff

eye (I) haff (have) to laff (laugh)

meaning someone saying something stupid or stupid just say eye haff to laff it’s like twitter slang

someone : bts is bad
me :eye haff to laff

by @ag.vstd on ig 😔🤟 January 17, 2019

The winking Stink eye

Naked yoga with a yeast infection.

Man, Christina has one mad case of "The Winking Stink eye"

by bernardjumblingtowers October 24, 2010

Alabama Abalone Eye

When you are getting a head job from an Asian and pull out early and blow in their eyes after which you rub it away with raw Abalone causing eyes that look as puffy as Syvelster Stallone after Rocky 1.

Aaron said he ate some Abalone for dinner and now he has Alabama Abalone Eye but really, he rubbed his eyes at the wrong time.

by RogerRogerson March 7, 2017

shield your eyes

when a loser wannabe friend with hella white legs trys to pull up his pants on ur ass aka wat casey does everyday

"shield your eyes!"
"casey u fucking cunt"

from ur friends victor and jonas

by v to the l April 26, 2005

arabian eye goggles

when someone is asleep (or passed out) and you drop your nuts over their eyes.

when ted passed out after banging that brazilian transvestite, she soon dropped each nut into his eye sockets giving him a pair of arabian eye goggles.

by kakes November 12, 2006

eye heart you

A non-committable way to say I love you. Usually used by cool people.

Eye Heart You Elise and Emery. I'm glad you guys are MY friends. :

by _d.e.W.o.n_ August 12, 2005

White Eye Comet

Shooting your man juice in to a womens eye when you are getting oral

Did you hear that Tyler gave carmen the White Eye Comet and she told everyone it was sawdust.

by The Wangsta February 25, 2003