A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019

When two people kiss mouth to mouth, and you insert a long anal bead chain into one persons asshole, to go out of the mouth, into the other persons mouth, and out their asshole.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

Most depserate omegle indian type dude ever out there smells like curry and eats transgender dick and loves to ask bentancur tofuck
by KFCGOATBLACKNIGGERS August 11, 2024

When your licking asshole and it starts to open up from excitement. You can then sick your tongue into her anal throat.
by Twice over August 7, 2017

by AJAJSHD March 5, 2024

A type of blunt used to smoke shit coming direct out of the anal cavity, Italian Cum is usually present when an anal blunt is used.
by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf March 2, 2022

when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.
John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*
by thetrueboi June 7, 2018
