Don't Slap on Me

like don't underestimate me, don't hate on me.

"I'm gonna walk the land bridge from Alaska to Russia."
"Keagan, that's impossible."
"Hey, don't slap on me!"

Don't Slap on Me by boobiesbopper February 1, 2026

Big Nacho Slap

When an adult male covers their penis in nacho cheese, grounded beef, beans, sour cream, jalapeños, topped with shredded cheese and smacks someone with it

My home boy was acting up so I gave him a Big Nacho Slap to set him straight

Big Nacho Slap by anonymous March 2, 2026

The K-Slap

When sm genuinely SO funny u gotta hit ur knee with ur entire palm and jump

Person1: laughing super ultra hard, so much so that it hurts
Person2: laughing even harder and hits the K-Slap

The K-Slap by BatBogi Shakespeare's son March 28, 2026

Kentucky Krispy Slap

The act of shitting in your pants then removing them and slapping someone across the face with them.

My friend gave me a Kentucky Krispy slap because I would not peg him at a fundraiser.

Kentucky Krispy Slap by FriedBolognaBitch April 25, 2026

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse 

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

October 22, national tobey slap day. 

This day, tobey can slap anyone.

Ay bro. ITs October 22, national tobey slap day. mind if I Tobey slap ya?

October 22, national tobey slap day. by TObeySlapDay October 22, 2020

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.

Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.

Glack, Slap and Splat by /v/-tan November 20, 2024