grand ole party

NOW HIRING! Are you a douce? Do you steal from the poor? Are you a right wing; warmongering; gun happy; son of a bitch!!? If so....WE WANT YOU! JOIN THE GOP TODAY! and start killin people tomorrow!

The Grand Ole Party is looking for a few good retards!

by Duran June 12, 2008

post-party depression

Feeling letdown, gloomy, or sometimes even lonely the day (or days) following a party or other enjoyable social event.

Person One: "What did you do all day Sunday?"
Person Two: "I was easing my post-party depression by laying in bed watching Buffy all day."

by ems September 3, 2007

Strategic Party Nap

n. A Strategic Party Nap (SPN) is a nap that is strategically taken before you start your night of partying. Obviously you are going to rage hard, and in preparation, you need to restore some energy from your hard days work.

James: "I don't know if I want to go to that party tonight... I'm pretty tired already"

Alex: "Dude! Just take a strategic party nap and then we can rage all night long"

by MercuryBlue July 8, 2011

jamaican beef party

A gay orgy that takes place while raggae music is playing.

Dude, last night when I got back to my apartment I saw my room mate and a bunch of guys having a Jamaican beef party in my room.

by Blue Smalls November 16, 2013

key ring party

When at a party/gathering, all the men place their key rings into a bowl. Next, each woman takes a turn and grabs a key ring at random. Which ever ring she pulls, is the man she sleeps with.

Mary and I hooked up last night at a key ring party.

by THE Dolla Bill September 11, 2010

Pink Lemonade Party

Injecting your balls with meth then cutting them off and smoking them.

Rick threw a Pink Lemonade Party. I kinda wish I still had my balls.

by Biscuits&Cream December 16, 2009

Slumber Pee Party

A party in which several aquantinces gather for all of the simple recreational purposes of any normal slumber party. Watch movies, consume popcorn, tell stories and then procede to piss in anything imaginable sitting around the house. Popular hiding places for ones urine include but are not limited to; Windex, Shoe, Sink, An Opperating Fan, VCR, 'Yo Mouf', The Oven, The Microwave, Your Friends Sleeping Bag, Sock Drawer and The Icecube Tray In The Freezer. This is all done while the actual owner of the house is gone.

"Why does my house smell like piss?"

"It looks like a Slumber Pee Party went down here. Call the cops and let's get this place quarantined.

by Mr.Fluky May 17, 2009