Simp

Jacob Smith from the Goon Squad

Aaron: Is anyone gonna get on ps4?
Jacob: I’m to much of a simp and won’t

by Big Mac jones February 9, 2020

Simp

It's a kind of joke.

Hey Simp!

by dqdd January 16, 2023

simp

Alex stop simping

Simon du e namm simp

by sykebil June 3, 2020

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Simp

Mario

Mario is such a simp, omg

Mario is a simp for C and he doesn't even admit it.

by KillerBee2542 November 23, 2021

Simp

Short for simpleton

He is such a simp.

by Mz Gigglezzzz March 6, 2020

Simp

Someone who “dogs the boys” therefore placing hoes before said bros

“Oh man he’s gonna start losing friends because of how much of a simp he is”

by Quake2108 December 3, 2020