Spice Monkey

An offensive name for a person of Indian descent.

Susan, I don't want you dating that spice monkey!

by TacoLoco987 March 20, 2011

anal dwelling but monkey

a monkey that is dewlling in your anus

dude look. . . .

you've got an anal dwelling but monkey

shit man

by lozz11111 December 23, 2007

surrender monkey

a frenchman, esp. soldier.

If continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.

We gave them freedom. They gave us snails.
To eat.

by StGeorge November 4, 2006

Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Hairy Monkey

shave off your pubes, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your pubes on her and she will look like abe lincoln.

four score and seven years ago, the woman got jizzed on and pubes thrown upon her face...

by spente200 May 2, 2005

Shitake Monkey

the greatest band ever.

damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?

by Chuck Flores January 31, 2004

screaming monkey

yanking the armpit hair of a hairy woman during sex and making her scream.

All natural girl/hippie type on top of man riding cowgirl, when he reaches up and yanking her armpit hair out, causing her to yell and shake her arms like a screaming monkey.

by loneagle December 9, 2008