Jack Ballin

In the famous words of Rob T. jack ballin is a term used when somebody has done you wrong

That jack ballin, Jukko ass nigga just stepped on my Timberlands

by The Realest Don Dadda November 1, 2007

Jack Bauer

A man shoots a woman and inserts his penis into the bullet wound.

I Jack Bauer'd a girl last night.

by tony almeda 2 April 18, 2009

Jack-like

The opposite of God-like. One who sucks at a particular video game, sport or activity. However they must not be new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.

Nandu: Man that was noob

Erdem: Yeh that was Jack-like

Jack: *cries*

Don: *laughs*

by Erdles January 17, 2006

jack marin

Jack Marin is the 'fun coordinator' for the band Hellogoodbye and was also an assistant to the boys of Panic! At The Disco during one of their tours.

He is known for dressing up in hot dog suits, banana suits, carrot suits, chewbacca suits, etc., while running on stage of a Hellogoodbye performance.

He is also a sexy beast.

Jack Marin in a banana suit makes my heart go thump thump.

by I've Got More Whit. September 7, 2008

jack one in

To cock or load a round of ammunition into the chamber of a weapon.

My gun was unloaded, i forgot to jack one in.

by MarkXIX November 16, 2007

Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff

Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008

Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.

I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

or

Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.

by Crazy Pelirrojo April 20, 2009