The opposite of God-like. One who sucks at a particular video game, sport or activity. However they must not be new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.

Nandu: Man that was noob

Erdem: Yeh that was Jack-like

Jack: *cries*

Don: *laughs*

Jack-like by Erdles January 17, 2006

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jack marin

Jack Marin is the 'fun coordinator' for the band Hellogoodbye and was also an assistant to the boys of Panic! At The Disco during one of their tours.

He is known for dressing up in hot dog suits, banana suits, carrot suits, chewbacca suits, etc., while running on stage of a Hellogoodbye performance.

He is also a sexy beast.

Jack Marin in a banana suit makes my heart go thump thump.

jack marin by I've Got More Whit. September 7, 2008

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jack one in

To cock or load a round of ammunition into the chamber of a weapon.

My gun was unloaded, i forgot to jack one in.

jack one in by MarkXIX November 16, 2007

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Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff

Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'

Jack Scratch by Clouddiver April 21, 2008

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