Why do I always get the nuts? 

How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.

after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?

Why do I always get the nuts? by jm080800 June 29, 2019

It Do Not Matter

A phrase that is usually used when someone asks for something or do something and think they actually accomplished something in life.

Guy 1: I just got a load of kills in fortnite.
Guy 2: IT DO NOT MATTER

It Do Not Matter by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 16, 2019

National Do Your Chores Day 

National Do Your Chores Day is on November 13th and is the day you have to do your chores.

Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?

Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.

National Do Your Chores Day by nignogdogmylog September 30, 2019

To do a brexit 

A person saying they are going to leave, but always postponing the date.

urgh, always saying he will quit his job. He is just doing his brexit.
Or : « are you seriously going to do a brexit ? »

To do a brexit by Bichette October 22, 2019

I Do Not See The Printer

A more complicated version of the phrase "Fax No Printer" which means someone is speaking the truth. Since there is "no printer" then you simply say you can't see the printer

"Our English teacher is really got huh?" "I do not see the Printer"

I Do Not See The Printer by CousinDater October 6, 2020

And do 

AKA and is

She: Black Lives Matter

I: And do

And do by FinalFour November 29, 2020

To do a Trump 

Do not accept or deny a negative result.

Dude, pay what you owe me from last nights poker game, don'try to do a Trump to me!

To do a Trump by Nel DTC January 6, 2021