Suck a dick

the insult used when someone roasted you and you dont know what to say

johnny: You are so poor that you run after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Sam: well uhh you go uhh SUCK A DICK YEAH SUCK A MOTHERFUCKIN DICK

by IAMTHICCYEET August 23, 2019

dick dancer

male stripper

hey isn't that dick dancer you dad?

by Stifler's Dad January 23, 2004

Needle dick

Male genetailia in which can fit into ones exposed or unexposed pores

Erin: Hey! Whatd you do yesterday?

Cole: The usual, i went to the forest and used my needle dick to penetrate the pores on many small animals.

Erin: Oh.

by Erin Bomb December 31, 2009

dick in the ass

When you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your anus, then notice somthing bouncing off of your ass. That would be the dick in your ass, and balls bouncing off of your cheeks.

That whore felt my wrath when she got the dick in the ass.

by Ali T April 24, 2003

triple dicks

Thirty dollars or three tens. From the film "The Jerk" with Steve Martin where the guy wants him to fix his glasses. He gives Steve Martin three tens or triple dicks as he calls them. Means he gives him thirty dollars or triple dicks.

Fix these glasses sucker. How much do I owe you? Here's triple dicks keep the change.

by eyegotballs March 2, 2010

Dick Cheneyed

To get reprimanded by an authority figure (boss, instructor etc...) who made a mistake in reprimanding you and then be made to apologize for it by that same authority figure.

I can't believe you apologized to the entire class for Professor Franklin's overreaction to your loud chewing in class! You got Dick Cheneyed man!

by endid;pcoi May 5, 2010

skiiers dick

Caused by a night on the up-hill slopes.

Ricky: "I took that bitch Jackie home last night but couldn't even get hard"
Lou: "Couldn't get hard for Jackie? Why yo? She's fine!"
Ricky: "I had skiiers dick. I could have had the Olson twins shoving eggplant into each other and I would have stayed soft"
Lou: "Dayam, how many rails didjo blast anyway?"

by Rick Slender November 15, 2006