Dirty Smokeout

When you vape into her gaping asshole and she queef's it out with some excess shit

Ethan : "Bro, I tried the Dirty Smokeout last night with my girl and it instantly made me gay"
David : "How did it make you gay?"
Ethan : "It just did bro.. it just did"

by NibbyTribby September 16, 2018

A dirty book

A book that some feel has content that is not for 17 and under, over sex and using profanities.

she lost her virginity at 10, oh my- what- A dirty book, it said she came.

by M. R. Duriez October 8, 2018

Dirty Sandi

A footjob from a female with gnarled up feet. Usually with bunions, corns and hammer toes.

While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.

I got a dirty Sandi from that prostitute. Years of streetwalking have beat up her old dogs but I still got a nut.

I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

Not To Dirty Sunday

On “Not To Dirty Sunday” you are allowed to get dirty but not to dirty. Like some blowies and handies are perfectly fine but no hardcore anal and pounding your mates asshole so hard it makes a loud clapping noise.

Edward: Let’s do extremely hardcore anal

Professor Surge: Don’t be silly it’s “Not To Dirty Sunday” , which means we may not prohibit the rules of doing hardcore anal. The rules say we could do some blowies and handies Edward.

by negro500 November 9, 2019

dirty corky

Is a guy who goes hunting and after the kill he has sex with the animals to tenderize the meat

That guy must be a dirty corky this meat is real tender

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019

Dirty Poklembo

A sex act where your fingerblasting a girl's butthole and then pull out proceed to take her from behind when fish hooking her mouth and trying to hold on for as long as you can.

I hooked up with Sarah last night and all she wanted was a dirty Poklembo.

by Pandasoup603 April 3, 2019