chickendorf

a mixed breed of dwarf and chicken. this is a new spieces created when a dwarf sized redneck goes out to the barn and fucks chickens. The evil mix then becomes a chickendorf.

also know as chickenath which is redneck+sheep
also known as chickenlittle which is a redneck with a small penis who fucks chickens and sheep

Man i went to the barn to because i heard a scream there was a chicken giving birth to a chickendorf.

by faderk November 7, 2012

chicken and minge

Cockney (Stevenage) rhyming slang for Fringe!
Originated in the Taj Mahal

Im gonna get a chicken and minge cut tomorrow!

by TAS crewage May 10, 2005

chicken showing

The consumption of large quantities of Popeye's chicken during the public display of a "so bad it's funny" Asian film, often including other shenanigans such as a watermelon eating contest.

"That chicken showing the Asian Entertainment Club had of 'Battlefield Baseball' sure was fun! I can't believe how much ghetto pop you drank!"

by LDJosh June 18, 2008

Chicken Clogg

A small shrunken claw

Check out that dude! He's got a right pair of chicken cloggs!


Yeah his feet are really gross!

by Gemma&Loz October 27, 2008

Chicken Walker

See AT-ST

Described by its chicken like motion

If chicken walkers weren't so weak there would be no more ewoks

by Mr. Mickey Suttle February 16, 2009

Chicken-Dookit

A Chicken- Dookit would be described by some as splendiferous, amazing, lovable and far from a curried item. Very quickly observed in the wild as the leader of the pack, however in social environments such as ques in supermarkets and other similar spots, the Chicken-Dookit is far from its usual extroverted self. They tend to avoid making eye contact and shuffles for imagined belongings in any available pockets. In the past when the Chicken-Dookit has worn clothing with no pockets such as a dress they panick and reach in to by-standers pockets, which usually results in being labelled as a bad bad, Chicken-Dookit. When spending time with relatives in Peru, they were encouraged to engage in this act as a form of entertainment to the rest of the tribe. Which probably had a detrimental effect on the Chicken-Dookit's social skills in later life.

Despite this apparent defect, they are sweet and are great in tortillas with garlic mayo, chilli sauce and variety of salady pieces of veg-taaaaables!

Q-Hey you! Chicken-Dookit! What you doing in my pockets?!?!?
A-Oh I dunno!!
Q-Well stop that nonsense and get in my tortilla!!
A-Oh?!?!
R-Yea and bring your friends!!
S-Baby!!

by Merchant of Peru October 19, 2010

Chicken Wood

A phrase used to describe anything bad, which can be said in various occasions. It was created for the collaberation project with Baker Studios and Foster.

Example One:

Guy 1: You know if the guy with the Sombrero points at you, you die.

Guy2: That's just a load of Chicken wood, Phil.

Guy 1: My name is not Phil.

by Baker and Foster April 23, 2011