Cock-Posing

When a woman who is of relitvley low beauty or "bum ass ugly" dresses up like a man and visits a homosexual bar in order to be sexually pleasured by rectal relations otherwise known as anal sex.

"On the Model United Nations trip we found Marylin in The Flamingo, a local gay bar, cock-posing

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

cock floppidry

The act of taking one's cock and flopping it onto an individual's forehead.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm the master of cock floppidry.
Girl: Slap that schwanz on my face!

by Meekrab1 December 8, 2011

Cocks on the table

When your challenging your friends or rivals, sometimes the only way to man up to the challenge is cocks on the table.

Alright boys, enough bullshit... Cocks on the table!

by xXx A money xXx August 15, 2008

Cock surprise

A sexual act. To began you must find a women who seems to be sad. offer her a back rub. during the back rub gently place your penis on her right shoulder (If placed on the left side it is a penis surprise not a cock surprise). softly say yes or no. when the women begins to reply ram your cock in to her mouth as quickly as possible and run. if not preformed quick enough you may loose cock to teeth.

I was about to give her a cock surprise but she had braces .

by dasilva1 October 5, 2010

cock crack

hot chick you can't control yourself around. A drug for your dick. All you wanna do is fuk.

Damn she's a fukin cock crack hottie

by tycoon November 20, 2006

cock bonging

a sex act where the male slides or dangles his penis into his partner's mouth while she (or he) tilts her (his) head back-resembling the act of using a beer bong

Man, my gal laid back on the bed and let me do some serious cock bonging last night!

by Mempho Gizzmo April 10, 2008

Dough Cocking

When a male ejaculates into a pizza or a dougnut.

That Dominos Pizza Delivery Guy was dough cocking in my pizza. I never taseted cum like that.

by joeydougnuts December 31, 2012