Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.

Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs

by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

No anal april

u can not do anal in April

it’s no anal april tomorrow

by Mingeasher69 March 22, 2021

Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest

"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"

by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017

Anal machine

A type of machine that inserts and takes out dildos with great speed and agility to pleasure your taintiful needs.

“John, I can’t sit down because of the anal machine that we used last night”

by Yvng lean boi November 12, 2017

Gay anal sex

where you get railed by a man in the asscheeks

dude someone just gay anal sex me.

by AJAJSHD March 5, 2024

Analize

Noun. Answer to all of lives problems.

Don't wanna do homework? Answer: Analize
Looking for the cure for cancer? Answer: Analize

by alefo December 17, 2018

anal disruption syndrome

when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.

John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*

by thetrueboi June 7, 2018