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He's the future

The way of saying "I love him" but no homo.

In Voltron Legendary Defender, season 7 episode 4, "The Feud", the paladins of Voltron were told to choose the one person on the team that they wanted to get to leave the game and be safe. Lance McClain chose Keith Kogane. When Bob, the game show host asks why he chose Keith, Lance answers "He's our leader, plus he's half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future," while having soft eyes at Keith and blushing very slightly. This clearly meant something more because right after, Keith is acting very defensive.
Bob: Lance, who got your vote?
Lance: I voted for Keith. He's our leader, plus he half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future.
or

Guy 1: He's the future
Guy 2: You love him don't you?
Guy 1: Yeah... I do
He's the future by DaniTheAlpaca September 30, 2018
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Chunky's Law 

A rule that states, "I might have stolen your joke, but I said it louder and more people laughed, therefore it is my joke." First coined by the infamous Chunky.
Guy: Hey you stole my joke
Other guy: Sorry bro, Chunky's Law
Chunky's Law by gregenergy February 7, 2020
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to push someone's broom 

To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.
A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::

George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"

Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."

Huh-Duh Six-Hungeo's 

Huh Duh Six Hungeo's By Ol' Mate Senn is how Audio Youtuber DankPods refers to the HD600 Headphones by Sennheiser
DankPods: "It's time to bring out the referees. The Huh-Duh Six-Hungeo's By Old mate Senn"
Huh-Duh Six-Hungeo's by BenjiDaKitten September 29, 2021

checkers/rally's 

checkers/rally's - Checkers Drive-In Restaurants, Inc. is a chain of double drive-thru restaurants in the United States. The company operates Checkers and Rally's restaurants in 28 states, and the District of Columbia. They specialize in hamburgers, hot dogs, french fries, and milkshakes.

Way better than McDonald's imo but on par with

Burger king & wendy's.

Originally separate companies serving different geographic areas (with Checkers serving the Southeast and Rally's serving the Midwest), Checkers and Rally's merged in August 1999.
the Checkers name remains used in the Southeast as well as the Northeast while the Rally's name remains used in the Midwest as well as California; the two brands have overlap in several areas. Kinda like how burger king in Australia

Is called Hungry Jack's.

Personally I recommend the Big Buford or Baconzilla

Burgers.... be prepared for grease as they have greasy food.
Also their garlic parmesan chicken wings and they are open
Until late hours like 1 am - 3am .
checkers/rally's

Checkers was born out of the idea that boring and bland have no place in the burger world. ... Guests Smiling in front of Checkers Restaurant.
checkers/rally's by Blu_leef May 19, 2023

Damn! It's 7 AM! 

Something you say when somebody is being unreasonable in the most ridiculous way possible, generally in a discriminatory way.
Example 1:
Mom: "Make sure all her brothers sleep on a separate floor while her friend is staying over!"
Taylor Swift, or any reasonable person: "Damn! It's 7 AM!"

Example 2:
Mom: "You can't hang out one-on-one with a female friend before marriage!"
Taylor Swift, or any reasonable person: "Damn! It's 7 AM!"

shrödinger's douchebag 

shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.

The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.
shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.

Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?

shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!