Patch the one eyed snake 

To wank, or masturbate.

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

Patch the one eyed snake by JayReynolds November 6, 2007

Corey Lie One Downski 

A popular derisive nickname for the right wing American political operative, hitman and lobbyist who is a profligate liar and who is also soon expected to run for the Senate.

Right outta the starting gate since he was recruited by 45 to intimidate Jeff Sessions, Corey Lie One Downski has demonstrated his capacity for criminal behavior and deep disdain for the truth.

Corey Lie One Downski by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

Belize Traveller One Barrel Rum 

The best fucking rum on the face of the planet. It blows Captain Morgan right out of the Fucking Water

Belize Traveller One Barrel Rum by JonathanChance September 28, 2003

Do one 

Slang for telling somebody to "Piss off"

Why don't you just 'Do one!'?

Do one by Simon February 21, 2003

go do one 

Go away, leave, depart, exit the room or vicinity

"You're a twat"

"Oh, fuckin' go do one!"

go do one by alexxxxandra June 27, 2009

That One Broke Nigga 

1. That nigga thats always broke, looks at everyone while they're ordering and eating, sits down creeping on them till someone offers food and/or money.

2. Comes with you knowing he doesn't have money in hopes he gets something.

3. Never has money to buy stuff for himself.

Chris: Yo lets goto McDonalds.
Gustavo: Aight brah lets go.
*un-invited guest*: Am down.
Chris and Gustavo continue eating while the un-invited stares.
Chris: You have money
*un-invited guest*: Nah, am not hungry.
Gustavo: Yo you that one broke nigga your bum ass get outta here.

That One Broke Nigga by Hastis September 2, 2011

rolling a one 

Failing at a task or fumbling a job/task/situation; usually something simple. Based on the twenty-sided dice system used in games such as D&D, in which rolling a one usually constitutes an automatic failure (called a "fumble").

When he was unable to repeat what his Professor had lectured at him, James made a claimed of rolling a one on his "Listen Check".

rolling a one by Michael S. Freitag September 30, 2005