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Nadine Dorries 

UK government minister and the very definition of a mad cow. Anti-abortionist.
Hates the BBC. Third-rate novelist. Thinks Boris Johnson is a living God. If you see her in public and unrestrained, someone has obviously left the cage door open.
I watched an interview with Nadine Dorries on television and my brain is now trying to strangle me by way of revenge.
Nadine Dorries by Minderbinder February 5, 2022
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national lana day

A day for all Lana’s across the world celebrate themselves! December 12th!
Lana: Buy me starbucks?

Friend: Why?

Lana: It’s December 12th AKA national Lana day!
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When you get a boner for no reason (no apparent reason for a boner=NARFAB)
bro, i have a huge NARFAB right now

naega byeonhae

for when yeonjun feels like a pretty pink princess ✋😭
yo i’m feelin myself i feel like cinderella naega byeonhae

NarayanAstra 

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This is one of the strongest personal weapon of the Supreme Hindu God Krishna/Vishnu/Narayan.This astra is one of the six Mantramukta weapons which cannot be resisted and is given by Him directly.

It is the manifestation of His various forms needed for creation, preservation and destruction of everything we can and cannot comprehend. Lord Krishna, the first Transcendental source, Lord Maha-Vishnu, His next Multiversal expansion, who lying on the causal ocean breathes and creates out infinite golden bubble universes. Then Lord Vishnu in his Anantashayana pose resting at the bottom of each universal bubble, meditates and from His navel Lord Brahma arises, who then creates an entire Universe. And finally, Lord Vishnu as the Super Soul residing in the heart of every matter in its universe.

When this Astra is invoked, 11 fierce Rudras appear in the sky to fire billions of weapons at the enemy with potency incomparable to our strongest Nukes, and with no way of stopping it. The more the enemy resists, the stronger the attack of this Astra becomes and causes utter destruction of the enemy. The only way to survive this weapon of destruction is to completely surrender to the conditions and demands of its user and accept total before it strikes and destroys you.
Lord Narada: "Oh! The Oppressed One, chant the Mantra and invoke this divine NarayanAstra on your enemies at once, to destroy all Evil and preserve Dharma back on Mother Earth."
The Oppressed One: "Hari Om Namo Bhagavate ShreeNarayanaay Namo Narayanaay Vishvamoortaye Namah Shree Purushottamaay Pushpadrishtin Pratyakshan va Parokshan va Ajeernan Panchavishoochikaan Han-Han Aikaahikan Dvayaahikan Tryaahikan Chaaturthikan Jvaran Naashay-Naashay Chaturashitivaataanashtaadashakushthaan Ashtaadashakshay Rogaan Han-Han Sarvadoshaan Bhanjay-Bhanjay Tatsarvan Naashay-Naashay Shoshay-Shoshay Aakarshay-Aakarshay Shatroon-Shatroon Maaray-Maaray Uchchaatayochchaatay Vidveshay-Vidveshay Stambhay-Stambhay Nivaaray-Nivaaray Vighnairhan-Vighnairhan Dah-Dah Math-Math Vidhvansay-Vidhvansay Chakran Grheetva Sheeghramaagachchhaagachchh Chakren Hatva Paravidyaan Chheday-Chheday Bheday-Bheday ChatuhSheetaani Visphotay-Visphotay Arshavaatashooladrishti Sarpasinhavyaaghr Dvipadachatushpad-Pad Baahyaandivi Bhuvyantarikshe Anyepi Kechit Taandveshakaansarvaan Han-Han Vidyunmeghanadee-Parvataatavee-Sarvasthaan Raatridinapathachauraan Vashan Kuru-Kuru Hari Om Namo Bhagavate Hreen Hun Phat Svaaha Thah Than Than Thah Namah"
NarayanAstra by de7iant May 24, 2022

native area

The uncutivated areas of a golf course.
He overclubbed on his approach to the 17th green and his ball came to rest in the native area behind the green.
native area by talk2me-JCH2 June 5, 2022

NARBEH SYNDROME 

When you cant stop hanging out with narbeh too much and you get a unknown syndrome disease that goes to your tutuz.

SIDE EFFECTS OF NARBEH SYNDROME:

Explosive Diarrhea
Brain Damage
Emotional Damage

Also Memory Loss.
omggg i hung out with narbeh and now i feel like im a new human with assthetic narbeh diseases in me 🤪.

For exmaple: Michael has Narbeh syndrome from hanging out with us too much.