monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.

"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...

by Mr Frank Spencer August 22, 2008

Monkey Wank

The act of masturbating whilst making loud monkey noises, such as 'ooooh eeeh ah ah ah oooh ahh ahhh!'

''Christy was screaming last night in his room. I think he was having a monkey wank!''

by PdizDog November 27, 2011

shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

Spunky monkey

A term usually to describe a woman/man who partakes in a lot of sexual activities with lots of different people.

Oh my god Lucy is such a spunky monkey.

by Touch my clit June 24, 2018

weasle-monkey

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out that dance like a weasle-monkey!!

by Keta April 19, 2003

monkey navigated

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Flying Monkey

Members of a degenerate Sub-Saharan origin/diaspora , involved in feces throwing and public brawls usually at the Miami airport.

Those fucking FLYING MONKEYS delayed the flight take-off again due to their poo flinging.

by monky manager May 28, 2021