john sniper 

basically a guy who’s really good at sniping. you think you can snipe him back but dude he’s really good at sniping

Sniper: “I’m gonna snipe this guy”

*Sniper gets sniped*
John Sniper: “Got em”
Random guy: “WOW, THIS GUYS A JOHN SNIPER!!”

john sniper by soreloser444 June 29, 2023

John-Phobia 

Being fearful and/or offended by the name "John" because your it's your exes new boyfriend.

Every time I hear or read "John Oliver" it triggers my John-Phobia.

John-Phobia by Ntlane2004 July 7, 2023

john crow batty 

John Crow Batty Rum is Jamaican over proof white rum that has a story, which conveys that, to drink this rum you should have a John Crow, a kind of vulture that eats decayed meat. So, it meant to say that your stomach have to be that strong to take this over proof rum from Jamaica.

Did you remember to get the John Crow Batty for todays party

john crow batty by Ro.xzz July 10, 2023

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr 

like a gay batman and black

Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?

look in the shadows

I see nothing?

exactly

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr by masky123343 July 10, 2023

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr 

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.

Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023

John Lifeguard 

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.

-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."

John Lifeguard by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023

John Willett 

A chicken fillet

Man "wow is that a chicken fillet", John Willett "yes."

John Willett by Real Human Person July 28, 2023