Moose goggles

When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.

"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "

by Psygn February 17, 2021

spartan goggles

The act of resting ones testicles on someone's eyes.

Last night I gave Erin Spartan goggles.

by Big Biffer May 28, 2021

Mason Goggles

When your standard for a guy you would have sex with is drastically lowered because you attend George Mason University.

Heard she started going out with Greg, I think she just gas a serious case of mason goggles.

by PooptyWhooptyScoop September 30, 2021

Clout goggles

clout goggles or gogy goggles are a good way to become very popular. the youtuber georgenotfound in famous for using them. Rappers also use them alot,and get pretty dang popular

a popular pair of glasses.

rapper fan. i got clout goggles
other rapper fan. no fair! i want clout goggles

by LactoseMan323 November 4, 2021

alien goggles

To be on mushrooms or other psychedelic's.

Referring to the phenoma whereby your altered perspective produces an affect the otherwise mundane world around you as strange and bizarre, as though you were a visitor from another planet seeing humankind for the first time.

"Yeah, I went to my sister's wedding with Alien Goggles on. I never realized how fucked up so many parts of a wedding are if you take a step back and think about them.

by Some Queer Weirdo November 8, 2021

Sponge Goggle

When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.

She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.

by nyf’e January 1, 2022

Bomber goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on the bridge of another person's nose so that a testicle drupes over each eye to emulate goggles, especially those worn by world War two bomber pilots.

My dad gave me a set of bomber goggles last night and it made breakfast pretty awkward.

by Ishmael the orphan February 12, 2022