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The Knife Game 

The most risky game ever. It is played by stabbing the table between your fingers while singing the Knife game song. Failing the game can result in serious injuries and possibly getting your finger cut off. Just don't do it, ok? Also, if you REALLY wanna do it, use the eraser side od a pencil or a closed pen. It's similar to a knife and it can't rick-roll your fingers.
Guy 1: I am gonna do the Knife game!
Guy 2: Don't do it! It ain't worth it!
--- ONLY 10 SECONDS LATER---
Guy 2: H- HELLO AMBULANCE, MY FRIEND JUST STABBED HIS HAND SO PLRASE HURRH UP!
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the my-life-is-worse game 

when you're telling someone about a problem you're having, and they respond by telling you about how your life is fine because THEIR life is much worse for various reasons.
sarah couldn't ever talk to catie about her problems because she would always plat the my-life-is-worse game.

Sarah: my mother made me clean my entire house yesterday.

Catie: oh yeah? well my mother made me clean the whole house, and then mow the lawn.

Okama Game sphere 

(1)One of the best bands. Funniest shit ive ever heard! IM this guy for info... "Glockd U Sucka"
(2)The coolest new video game in the south park episode with towlie
"DUDE! did you go to the Okama Game Sphere show?!"

"Dude i love Okama Game Sphere, letsp lay another game!"
Okama Game sphere by Diabolical December 21, 2003
A everlasting game played between freinds
Rules:
1: If some one says something stupid you can hit them
2: the hit must take place with in five seconds of the announced stupid phrase
Giraffes are blue
HIt the person that said that.
H-Game
H-Game by McDick247 June 23, 2009

The Game 

The exact opposite of what relationships are supposed to be about: honesty and vulnerability. If you put on an act to get laid, chances are that you are doing so only because you want to impress your friends or impress women. Although if you are living your life merely to impress women or impress your friends, you are not really standing up for yourself.

Don't ever feel that you need to change who you are to impress the crowd. Stand up for yourself and stop playing the game!
I thought that playing The Game was supposed to make people more confident and assertive. Hmmm, instead it seems to make people insecure losers who are unable to accept themselves and feel ashamed if they are viewed as unattractive by their peers. More like the image of self confidence and assertiveness rather than honestly feeling that way.
The Game by anonymous6812 April 10, 2010

Pre-game 

holding something in one hand while the other in your mouth finishes (sexual or not)
I've got this cough drop in my hand, but the one in my mouth isn't gone yet, it's kinda like a pre-game.
Pre-game by the_butler23 March 30, 2009

bing bong game 

A game with no winners that only guys are allowed to play with their friends. You say bing when you see a hot girl and bong when you see a not hot girl.
TJ: "Lets play the bing bong game."
John: "Ok, bing!"
TJ: "No, that was a bong." "Quick, bing at 12 oclock!"
John: "Yupp, definite bing."
bing bong game by Jakkie Blakkie November 9, 2010