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I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! 

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Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"
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Epic Fucking Fail 

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mr. bills computer service.
"can you fix my computer?"
"sure!"
"wow epic fucking fail"
Epic Fucking Fail by jewbag123 February 5, 2009
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Eye fucking 

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when an ugly ass girl looks across the room non stop ....
1.eww dude i was being eye fucked

2. dude... shes eye fucking me
Eye fucking by dr.suess 101 January 17, 2016
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FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)

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Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.
Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
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Monkey Fucking a Football

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well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
It is like a monkey fucking a football.
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Finger fucking

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Finger fucking is the act of some lazy loser moving your cigarettes, lighter ,or cell phone to another location with out your consent.,when you go back to get your items, and find them missing . They never admit to moving the items and let you go crazy looking for them .these same losers will leave their belongings scattered throughout the house for days on end without moving them .
I wish you would stop finger fucking my lighter .
Finger fucking by Margaret1970 October 22, 2019
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some fucking fudge 

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it's not your pastry so fuck your tits
"hey let's go to the bakery I want to get some fucking fudge."
"it's not a pastry you fuckface"
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