anal haze

When the anus feels like it needs wiped after a fart. Aka sharted.

I have been crop dustin all night. I got that anal haze.

by Householder0609 September 5, 2016

Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.

"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"

by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021

anal

Anal is something that doo doo cum out of and make that toilet stanky.

"Oh my god my huge anal hurts"

by uirfij3fiuerhvj November 18, 2021

anal snouds

noun.

1. A kink most commonly belonging to Andie

Sophie: what's your kink?

Andie: anal snouds

2. the noises that Andrew Garfield's ex-girlfriends all make as a result of dating him

BoJack: How are you feeling?

Sarah Lynn: *anal snouds*

by edelgardbodypillow January 8, 2022

anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call

'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'

by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024

regurgitated anal butt vapor

recycled fart.

You're such a regurgitated anal butt vapor

by htx.sealeaf May 22, 2018

Anal Breeze

A more sophisticated phrase to call a fart that stops you in your tracks when you catch a whiff.

I walked into the bar bathroom and caught a whiff of her anal breeze.

by Zelda Jo May 17, 2019