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Anal Fissure

An anal fissures, much like AIDS, is most commonly found in gay males having sloppy and sometimes unprofessional sex. It commonly occurs when ya take it in da bumhole without having a plug in prior or without the use of lube.
Me and Josh got so hot and bothered we both had Anal fissures in less than an 30 minutes!
by Dinkiedoer December 9, 2021
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Anal - ize

by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020
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anal jet

Powerful stream of water (from a fountain or a pressure washer) up someone's arse.
Last night derek had such a hard anal jet the water came though his throat out of hit mouth.
by DarkCockolate February 26, 2021
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Analize

Noun. Answer to all of lives problems.
Don't wanna do homework? Answer: Analize
Looking for the cure for cancer? Answer: Analize
by alefo December 17, 2018
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Anal fillings

The act of a man who shoves an alaskan pipeline in a bisexuals ass.
Uncle queef was giving quandale an anal fillings
by Queef Master June 10, 2022
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anal vineyard

where a person grows piles of the bigest variety around there anus and it resembles a vineyard
hey that guy i tried to but fuck last night almost filled 3 bottles of wine from his anal vineyard ,and they wernt even seedless. i almost choked on the seeds. i think ill stick with newcastle brown ale from now on
by boris sniffer July 17, 2020
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Anal-rizzism

That night was so good, I had an anal-rizzism
by Umm idk March 8, 2024
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