Anal Fissure

An anal fissures, much like AIDS, is most commonly found in gay males having sloppy and sometimes unprofessional sex. It commonly occurs when ya take it in da bumhole without having a plug in prior or without the use of lube.

Me and Josh got so hot and bothered we both had Anal fissures in less than an 30 minutes!

by Dinkiedoer December 9, 2021

Anal - ize

Licking butthole.

Don't get me wrong; I would anal - ize the shit out of a woman!

by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020

anal jet

Powerful stream of water (from a fountain or a pressure washer) up someone's arse.

Last night derek had such a hard anal jet the water came though his throat out of hit mouth.

by DarkCockolate February 26, 2021

Analize

Noun. Answer to all of lives problems.

Don't wanna do homework? Answer: Analize
Looking for the cure for cancer? Answer: Analize

by alefo December 17, 2018

Anal fillings

The act of a man who shoves an alaskan pipeline in a bisexuals ass.

Uncle queef was giving quandale an anal fillings

by Queef Master June 10, 2022

anal vineyard

where a person grows piles of the bigest variety around there anus and it resembles a vineyard

hey that guy i tried to but fuck last night almost filled 3 bottles of wine from his anal vineyard ,and they wernt even seedless. i almost choked on the seeds. i think ill stick with newcastle brown ale from now on

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Anal-rizzism

Rizzing of the anus

That night was so good, I had an anal-rizzism

by Umm idk March 8, 2024