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anal snouds

noun.

1. A kink most commonly belonging to Andie

Sophie: what's your kink?

Andie: anal snouds

2. the noises that Andrew Garfield's ex-girlfriends all make as a result of dating him
BoJack: How are you feeling?

Sarah Lynn: *anal snouds*
by edelgardbodypillow January 8, 2022
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anal haze

When the anus feels like it needs wiped after a fart. Aka sharted.
I have been crop dustin all night. I got that anal haze.
by Householder0609 September 5, 2016
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Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.
"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"
by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021
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Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.
by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021
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Anal pop

Forcing an entire fist up a woman’s asshole and releasing the fist with your fingers spread out while inside the hole.
I was paralyzed by an anal pop
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
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anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call
'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'
by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024
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National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.
Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.
by Kinking728 June 26, 2023
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