ragtag moment

When you awkwardly flirt with a girl but it is completely one sided and often turns out in lack of future conversation.

"Hey there cray cray gurl! why don't you answer me?" "gosh leave me alone you are always having ragtag moments"

by Leeroy McSwaggins November 11, 2013

Breath mint moment

That moment when you need to tell someone something uncomfortable or upsetting about themselves. Or when your significant other has been an asshole and has no idea.

Babe, we need to have a breath mint moment. Your lack of preparing sandwiches for the trip makes me feel unloved....

by Prickly Balls March 9, 2021

SkeleyTom Moment

rough gay sex

Person 1 - that's a SkeleyTom Moment, because you like gay sex.

Person 2 - NO, NO. ROUGH STRAIGHT SEX. ROUGH STRAIGHT SEX.

by SkeleyTomVEVO September 29, 2022

Shried Frimp Moment

A 'Shried Frimp Moment' is when you're talking too fast and your mouth can't keep up with your brain so you fuck up English for a hot second and you mix up the first letters of two words.

"'Dude I really want that spot hauce'"

"'SPOT HAUCE????'"

"I MEANT HOT SAUCE DUDE!! I WAS TALKING TOO FAST! I had a Shried Frimp Moment!"

by K4waiiBlackG1rl December 24, 2023

Copper Hills Moment

When something racist, sexist, homophobic, or just plain disappointing happens.

Greg: I hate *insert minority here*
Me: that’s definitely a Copper Hills Moment

by Me pseudonym? December 5, 2022

keiffer moment

There are four different keiffer moments , and for all of them you may refer to them as a "keiffer moment" or even "pulling a keiffer"
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Keiffer moment 1: When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right name
Keiffer moment 2: Whenever your walking next to somebody, speed up past them, and slow down just for them to run into you.
Keiffer moment 3: Find a way to ruin a romantic interaction, perhaps by slamming hands on the friends while they're walking with their gf/bf.
Keiffer moment 4: Screaming while talking in the cafeteria at 7 AM, or simply yelling when not necessary.

Friend 1: *pulling a keiffer moment (definition 4)*
Friend 2: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Friend 1: Sorry, won't do it again.
Friend 1, 3 minutes later: *pulls another key 4 moment 4*

by Dawsonz February 27, 2022

Milkman Moment

That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.

"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."

by nerdnamedjerry March 16, 2021