Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

Wet Wet

1. A Fire Ass Song Made By The Rap Prodigy Lil Yiga With his fellow trapper Trap $car
2. A Slang Word For A Vagina Specifically During Sex Or After An Orgasm

" I make The Pussy Wet Wet" or
"Damn Bro Im Boutta Smash That Wet Wet "

by PussyLicker69'420 June 14, 2022

Wet Russian

A drink consisting of Vodka that is heated to at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit.

Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”

Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”

Tom “Standard temp, of course.”

by Joe E C June 17, 2022

Wet dingo

To have a non dry dingo

Wow that dingo is not a wet dingo

by Chingy4200 June 21, 2022

Ocala wet nap

The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman

He was in the middle of giving his girlfriend oral when he used her vagina lips as a ocala wet nap

by Blountblaze June 22, 2022

Wet Wanda

Same idea as a wet willy, but you drag the moist finger through some underboob.

She fucked around, and got a Wet Wanda. Nobody expects the Wet Wanda.

by chokeaho1 June 24, 2022

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022