wetness to laughter ratio 

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.

Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

wetness to laughter ratio by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019

German wetsuit 

When a full fisting session evolves into the entirety of the human reinserts theirselves into the uterus of a female

Oh fuck Brad, I was fisting Stacy and ended up in a German wetsuit

German wetsuit by The fist fucker September 27, 2018

European wetback 

A person from Spain or Portugal, and perhaps Eastern Europe too. Just like their counterparts, the traditional Mexican wetback, the European wetback doesn't speak English, steals public services, commit lots of crimes and probably doesn't have his papers. A general burden on American society.

Those fucking European wetbacks are ruining the neighbourhood with their lazy and filthy customs.

European wetback by 8 American Bloke March 19, 2011

Astrid Wett

A 6/10 girl on who gets her tits out for Twitter when Chelsea win.

Astrid Wett has some warra boobies

Astrid Wett by @ChelseaFC April 18, 2021

wetback doughnut 

A slang term for churro, the deliciously sweet and fatty foot long twisted stick of deep fried dough rolled in cinnamon and sugar. Usually sold at amusement parks and the like for some asinine price like $5 each.

Hey Pancho, dos wetback doughnuts porfavor.

wetback doughnut by J_81 September 10, 2008

wetsauce 

Magnificence from beyond the 3pt. line. The act of lighting it up from downtown. Filthy jumpshooting ability.

Antonyms - Mike Howell a.k.a weak sauce

Abdul Salem's jumpshot is wetsauce!

wetsauce by egyguy April 21, 2007

wetodd 

saying the word retard while speaking with an impediment

i yam sofa king wetodd did.

wetodd by billybob1235 January 4, 2008