once upon a time

sometime,a time,one time,it comes at the beginning of bed time stories

once upon a time in mexico there were two gangsters....
grandma:do you want to hear a bed time story,
grandchild:yes,sure
grandma:once upon a time there was a pedophile...

by axelrad1993 October 6, 2010

Face Time

Time spent with your nose and nostrils securely wedged between a slutty girl's beef curtains

"Dude, I stopped over at Stacy's for some face time, I still can't smell a damn thing...."

by Dr. Dugong February 2, 2009

steam engine time

A period of time when many inventors all over the world, despite isolation from each other, and with no contact with each other in any way, begin inventing a similar technology with a coincidental commonality of ideas.

The invention of the steam engine didn't occur in only one place but was invented independently and in isolation by many inventors all over the world.

Another example of steam engine time includes the independent invention of the aeroplane by people in isolation from each other in many different regions of the world, leading to arguments about "who" invented the aeroplane first.

by Wataru108 January 21, 2009

Stream Time Extent

The act of prolonging the time it takes to empty your bladder through muscle contraction. Usually because one wants to seem to be a "long pisser," as it is more manly.

Adam - "Dude, what's taking so long?"

Tyler - "I've got my Stream Time Extent on, man."

by Gruder July 31, 2010

Fun Times USA

In response by typically an American Citizen to event or idea, which maybe fun.

Friend # 1: "Dude, we should grab a box of keebler elves and watch Who's the Boss!"
Friend #2 "Fun Times USA"

by M. Cain October 14, 2008

fun time thursday

When you decide to grab your shower jel and smother it around your finger and finger your own asshole on a Thursday.

Mike: why do you smell like mint shower jel
Me:it's fun time Thursday why do you think

by FingerMyAss April 22, 2019

first-time envy

the mild jealousy you feel when someone is experiencing for the first time something you love

"Maura has never read/watched Harry Potter, and she's just now starting Book One...ughhh #firsttimeenvy"

"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."

by flimsyB August 15, 2012