Piss towel

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel

Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.

by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025

Piss It

Something JayMay says before “Kill you” but after “You hate to see it” usually on WhatsApp after several cocktails at Port Au Pussy

“Just piss it!”

by Weedman6969 February 13, 2022

Piss Water

When your piss is so clear you do not know if it is straight water or piss.

Is fountain water piss water?

by The Fire Panda December 11, 2021

Piss kink

FelixFright

"hey who has a piss kink"
"FelixFright"

by Not Hex Jr. August 30, 2021

piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.

“Bro you good”
“Yeah bro I got a piss rod”

by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019

Victorian piss

The smell that they spray in places like the London dungeons to make it smell authentically old

Ew it smells like Victorian piss in here. (Also referred to as vicky piss)

by montana93 September 19, 2025

piss cruising

Australian slang: drink driving

Always a classic

Her: why is your car outside?
Him: fuck, must have been piss cruising last night

by hoomuzu March 22, 2025