father beans

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Half of a baby comes from father beans

by Howboycat December 6, 2021

smol bean

(noun) someone who is too precious for this world.

Louis Tomlinson is such a smol bean.

by TheTommoWay October 7, 2020

Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.

I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.

by StoneyC August 20, 2018

beans

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'

Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya

by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018

Bean Slice

A word used to offend someone lightly in Scottish Slang.

Oi Bean Slice. Fuck up Bean Slice,

by Dr.Zomboss September 9, 2025

beans and burittos

Saying goodbye
Almost like “peace, love, happiness”

“Ok man I’m leaving”
“Beans and burritos my dude!”
beans and burittos

by yoyoyowhuttup February 18, 2019