Mexican Yule Log

A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.

-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.

by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011

Kick A Mexican Day

March 4th, is Kick a Mexican Day. Kick a border hopper back over the fence

Did you know that march 4th is Kick a Mexican Day

by YourAverageMexicanHater March 4, 2024

mexican sausage

the act of preforming oral sex on a penis so large that it triggers the gag-reflex. this will cause the person to throw up all over the penis.

i told her she couldn't handle my dick and the bitch gave me a mexican sausage

by dickery doch May 18, 2013

Mexican terminator

Some Mexican guy who wanted to be the terminator and is named Juan Sanchez

I called my friend the Mexican terminator after he terminated them tacos

by Beans2954 February 14, 2023

mexican buttworms

Moderate to severe diarrhea induced by the worms received by brushing your teeth with Mexican tap water.

Alexis came down with a case of the Mexican buttworms after a vacation to Mexico

by CharlieRomeo December 8, 2021

Mexican tackle topher

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms

Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Mexican

The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.

If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.

person1: Mexican!

person2: STOP FUCKING BRINGING UP PORNHUB!

by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021