Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.

David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.

by Romantic failure May 8, 2021

Mexican Coleslaw

When a woman rides a guy and right as he’s about to cum she farts and cups the Fart in her hand and makes him smell it.

She gave Zach a Mexican coleslaw in return for yelling at her yesterday.

by Barnabus Collins May 8, 2021

Mexican MudPie

Is where sawdust gets stuck in your asscrack from all the ass sweat

Man, it's so hot out today that I think I have got a Mexican MudPie brewing

by Kizz9 July 6, 2022

Shameful Mexican

When your Mexican partner eats something spicy, but fails to wash their hands thoroughly before they finger you.

"He had that spicy chicken sandwich, but he didn't wash his hand well, and it fucking BURNED when he fingered me! He gave me that Shameful Mexican."

by Britters de Magnolia July 8, 2022

Short Mexican

Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny

Guy 1: is that a short Mexican

Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him

Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN

Short Mexican: what do you want

Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go

short Mexican: nah ugly

by Jimmy John skimp July 8, 2022

Mexican Sonogram

A sex act involving a man with pencil thin mustache and a stick of butter. After rubbing the stick of butter on a bloated woman’s stomach he will then finger her butthole.

Mark Mexican sonogrammed that bitch Kirstin last Tuesday.

by Bia, Lai July 9, 2022

mexican elevator

A finger going up the ass is known as a Mexican elevator

My husband likes to give me a Mexican elevator when he’s feeling frisky

by FreddyM July 11, 2022