horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.

people would think it would be a blessing to have a horse dick, but its just plain uncomfortable

by zanvour July 3, 2007

Dick Face

A person who has a dick either on their face or instead of a face.

Oh man look at the guy over there he's got a dick on his face, what a dick face.

by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

dick fuck

Short for dick head and fucker. It's something that you'd say to a penis wrinkle or an asshole.

My boss is a dick fuck.

by Bazerkdajerk September 8, 2006

Dick Snuggies

A smooth, warm habitat for the male genitals to rest in. Usually found between two sizable female breasts. Preferably those of Scarlett Johansen, Halle Berry, and Heather Graham.

Penelope Cruz has some Dick Snuggies.

by captainberdy November 13, 2009

Tickle-Dick

(v./n.)used in place of saying somebody is fucking around and being an idiot.

He would rather just play tickle-dick than hang out with his friends.

That guy is being such a tickle-dick.

by JimmyMcCricket January 11, 2011

Loaded Dick

Dick Cheney with a loaded shotgun.

Watch out, everyone! There's a Loaded Dick on the loose again!

by Chris Hardewig March 18, 2009

dick monster

When a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on myspace wanting to hook up. Often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.

-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total dick monster.

-i know, tell me bout it. She did the same thing to me last week.

by Meesh W. February 4, 2009