dumber than a box of rocks

Phrase describing a person who lacks the collective intelligence of a box of rocks; possibly a bit more intelligent or a bit less intelligent than a person who is dumb as a rock.

John lit a match so he could see where the gas was leaking out; he's dumber than a box of rocks.

by Rocky Balbowa December 20, 2007

tongue jack fart box

the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay

I want to tongue jack fart box

Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"

Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"

Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"

by Brian, winona September 20, 2009

show me your box

when you ask a hot chick to show you her cunt.
also known as box or snatch

Last night I asked Kristen to show me her box!

by stukatz November 10, 2004

Screw you and your box

Meaning screw you and your household but you are implying thaat they are poor and they live in a cardboard box thus making it more insulting.

Screw you and your box then!

by Francisco The Robot July 25, 2010

toilet paper boxing glove

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.

Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

Life is like a box of chocolates

A saying used in Forrest Gump to compare life to a box of chocolates, in the sense that you never know what's in store for you.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump; a line from the movie

by TheDoctorsCompanion November 24, 2010

rusty box cutter

An STD infested box cutter.

That bastard had a rusty box cutter, and now my box is burning.

by Villa2 February 17, 2005