Anal fairy

An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.

Juliet: Ugh, look at Verónica.

Dakota: I know right! She looks like a total Anal fairy

by Bagalootheflowrr September 23, 2019

kentucky derby anal piledriver

wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.

Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.

by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021

Anal pop

Forcing an entire fist up a woman’s asshole and releasing the fist with your fingers spread out while inside the hole.

I was paralyzed by an anal pop

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Anal

A term for a gift to a family member

I wanna give my cousin anal

by PumpkinFricker420 November 20, 2019

anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

Anal Luge

The flowing of a poop at a high speed through the large intestine to the finish line.

Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.

by TrumpFucked August 3, 2019