The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.
by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021

by uirfij3fiuerhvj November 18, 2021

by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024

An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.
by Bagalootheflowrr September 23, 2019

Forcing an entire fist up a woman’s asshole and releasing the fist with your fingers spread out while inside the hole.
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

by PumpkinFricker420 November 20, 2019

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
by BigLud October 20, 2019
