Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.
"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"
by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021
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anal

Anal is something that doo doo cum out of and make that toilet stanky.
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anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call
'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'
by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024
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Anal fairy

An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.
Juliet: Ugh, look at Verónica.

Dakota: I know right! She looks like a total Anal fairy
by Bagalootheflowrr September 23, 2019
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Anal pop

Forcing an entire fist up a woman’s asshole and releasing the fist with your fingers spread out while inside the hole.
I was paralyzed by an anal pop
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
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Anal

A term for a gift to a family member
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anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
by BigLud October 20, 2019
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